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batreaux:

i get paid in trident layers. it is not the life you would think. i cannot obtain nutrients and my wife left me. my kids have very strong jaws 

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)

allisonelisabeta: “Miracle Whip sent this letter to Stephen Colbert after he made fun of their mayo on his show.”

unfreshing:

i’m only happy when i’m buying something

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(via djzeiba)

chat post?
more like
SKAT POST
ZEEBEEDIBBY DABBY SKAMA WAMMA FLABBA DOO BOP WA
thingsorganizedneatly: SUBMISSION: VHS tapes of an era past

Can we just talk about how MÜLLER, my boyfriend for all of the world cup 2011, SCORED FOR BAYERN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL

welp

i present my senior thesis in fewer than 48 hours

dress rehearsal is tomorrow

i have yet to write or memorize my 20 minute speech

anndddd i’m here on tumblr.